Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw “911″ and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q. What’s the blonde’s cheer? A. ” I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N….ah, oh well.. I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea…”
Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A. From eating with forks.
Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q: What does a blonde Owl say? A: What, what?
Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries? A: She’s got a checkbook.
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it? A: with a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q. Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? A. She thought it was diet coke.
Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof? A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A. A vacant possession.
Q: What does a postcard from a blonde’s vacation say? A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?
Q. Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A. To avoid the draft.
Q. What is a blonde’s idea of safe sex? A. A padded dash.
Q. Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.
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